SBM looking for SWF

Well here I was promising you moments from my life that we could all relish in and it's been over a week. For my absence, my deepest, synthetic apologies - like the kind you give to the chatty girl blocking the subway doors you "accidentally" shoulder check on the way out.

Speaking of interesting encounters on public transportation, I myself met some interesting characters to add to my cast list this past week. The most interesting of all may be Glenn. Glenn Stanley.

As a rule of thumb, I never trust anyone with two first names. Needless to say I didn't know Glenn's last name, or first for that matter, when I stepped onto the NYC subway heading towards Brooklyn. At least, I thought it was headed toward Brooklyn... wait, this is express? Will it go to my stop?... Now, wait are you sure?

Lucky for me, I was in the company of several experienced New Yorkers like Glenn, who moved to the U.S. about 10 years ago from the Virgin Islands. This Glenn was no virgin though. In fact, he'd already produced two offspring: both daughters, ages 20 and 21. This tidbit came after Glenn pleaded with me to introduce him to some of my friends. His one requirement: not a young mind. So, ladies. Here is my personal ad for Glenn:

SBM looking for SWF; age 43; used to live in the Virgin Islands and has previously lived in NC, FL and currently resides in Brooklyn, NY. He enjoys taking women to lounges and drinking - make that sipping on - Hennessy and Coronas, with a lemon. He works very hard delivering and putting together furniture, sometimes gaining tips of $200 for one delievery. He will also cook you food, which kind I cannot specify seeing as I droned him out after awhile.

After discussing... well, mostly Glenn I think I finally drove home the point that I was off limits, even though he operates under the assumption that you're allowed one significant other in each state but not city. Area code rule y'all! Yet he was still a gentleman, old man. Glenn even missed his stop to make sure I'd be okay getting off, but not as he'd originally intended. We hugged one another goodbye.

Seriously?